Watch it Sucker, This Ass is Insured for Two-Miiiiiiillion Dollars

Short-term medical, next day approval. I gotta tell ya, they don't really mean it. What they really mean is 45 minute approval, next day coverage. Or maybe that's what they said originally and I didn't hear them correctly. The point is, it's not for me. 'S fer me mah.

Lady was getting a little bit more antsy about my ass being uninsured than I was, so she made me sign up for some STM that I can't afford. I do admit, I feel a little better now that I have insurance as of sometime tomorrow morning, even better knowing that if I sold a kidney I could probably pay about half of the deductible.

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