Just Drop a Buick on My Ass and Be Done With It
Look out! Behind you! It's TEH SICKNESSNESS! Aaaarrgh!
(sniffle, cough, dead)
(sniffle, cough, dead)
posted by reno mac @ 1:58 PM
About Me
- Name: reno mac
- Location: Ace Deuce, Michigan, United States
Reno Wallaby TransAm Ernest Fancypants MacAvoy was born in the hills of Michigan in the Nineteen Eighty Deuce. --- Not much is known of his early childhood. It is widely accepted that he first learned to kill fish with a stick at age seven. Chief concerns included attack by wolves. --- Fact: The name of the original fish-clubbing instrument is "The Priest." --- Fact: Abraham said, "Well where ya want this killing done?" God said, "Out on highway 61."
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1 Comments:
At 3:02 PM,
Anonymous said…
you are the biggest baby i've ever met.
that said, i'm sorry you're sick :(
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